Up the Creek and plastered them all over T-shirts for you to wear with pride (and walk around with a little free advertising for us as well) Stay tuned, we’re negotiating for the movie rights now. Or, at least we will as soon as those Hollywood guys return our phone calls.

	Old Caddo looks a little embarrassed to be caught out in the open. We can’t reveal our source, but we CAN tell you we have his personal permission to use his likeness. Don’t wear this around large dogs, small children, or Discovery Channel producers. It can cause unpredictable results.
	Folks from HogTown don’t get into the big city very often, but when they do they make sure no city slicker gets the best of them.
	Clyde Richard was the meanest kid I knew.
	World Champion Dillo Catcher.
	He looked like a giant, vividly blue dead frog.
	He grabbed off his hat and went to whipping himself with it.
	A respectable job of covering ground.
	He pointed to the moon and the stars.